Fruit Porn: Strawberry-Banana
Strawberry's skin was so shiny... Banana thought about it all the time: it's red luminescence glimmering beneath the sunlight, catching the faint green tints that were still evident. It was just that Strawberry was so young. Far too young for Banana, who at most times wore his brown spots with grace and decorum, but now... Now he wished that he was still green, of an appropriate age for Strawberry. And he knew-- he just knew-- that if they could be blended together, smoothed into one being by the thrust of the Blades and the Gyration of the machine, they would make the tastiest fruit drink known to the modern world-- a Strawberry-Banana Smoothie of sweet, epic love.
Fruit Porn: Banana-Coconut
Coconut was lovely. Banana had known it objectively for a while now-- that soft, furry brown outside, the sweet, milky inside-- but he had always been too caught up by how pretty Strawberry was to really notice. But ever since Strawberry had run off with Chocolate and the two of them had been blended together-- loudly, leaving some suspicious splatters on the ceiling-- Banana had realized that maybe it was time to stop musing over the Forbidden Love That Had Never Been between him and Strawberry and focus on something else.
Coconut. Soft, beautiful Coconut, with the strange exterior that hid the soft heart within. Coconut, who loved Banana back.
They were blended on a hot summer evening, Coconut's saccharine milk spilling over the Blades, thrust into Banana's soft center and pushed through him. The Gyration spread it into Banana, rocking them together until they were covered with froth. Then, they rested, still trembling from the recent Vibration, their sweet, tangy love spilling over in a mess of Coconut-Banana Tropical Smoothie.
